About Me
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Check Out My Girl
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
My Sweet Ride and Digs
What's Your Top Ten Most Embarrassing Favorite Songs?
1) Love fool by The Cardigans
My siblings and I used to spend summers by the pool listening to this song, it reminds me of my childhood- and a hilarious The Office episode.
2) Brandy (You're a Fine Girl) by Looking Glass
This one's not too embarrassing, but it was my mother's favorite song for a while, and that in itself is shameful just because my mother likes it.
3) Sexual Healing By Marvin Gaye
I have about five different versions of this song on my ipod, I really don't know why I like it so much- it just gets to me!
4) Baby Come Back by Halls and Oats
I always sing this song when I'm slightly intoxicated, it's simply a fun song.
5) Handy Man By James Taylor
I love James Taylor, and I'm not ashamed to say it, but I put this song on the stereo the other night and my guy friend gave me so much shit for it.
6) No One Else Comes Close by The Backstreet Boys
I never really liked this song all that much until my friend sang it at a bar once, he made it sound beautiful! By the end of the song, we were sitting in a room full of melted panties.
7) Digging on You by TLC
This one not only reminds me of my childhood, but my friend can sing this one beautifully as well. I know all the words.
8) Roxanne by The Police
I love The Police, but this one about a prostitute is my favorite. My friend and I rock out to it all the time, especially when we go cruising around in his car at night.
9) Boys in the Hood by Easy E
My high school friends and I used to feel so badass to this song when we were young, but looking back, I'm sure I looked like an idiot little asian girl jamming out to this one.
10) Barbara Ann by The Beach Boys
There was this movie I saw a long time ago, I think it was called surf ninjas or something, and there was a scene where a monk or some other character sang this, and I never forgot it. I remember what it was like to be a kid when I listen to this song.
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Writer's Block
Monday, April 6, 2009
Black Panty Woman
Check out this vid.
This is the kinda shit that I have to deal with at work. Not a joke. These people are real, and actually dance like that- All. The. Time.
Their last name is elefante, and elks legend has it that he killed his two previous wives, but we don't know for sure. And the infamous "black panty" doesn't even make it's appearance until about 4 minutes into the clip.
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Champion Blower
I was hanging out with my friends Catie and Jo, when we decided to go to the store to get some inner tubes before we went to the beach. What we found was the best deal on the island! They have inflatable whales/dolphins/sea creatures about five feet in length going for $6 each! In our excitement, we decided to buy one for all of us and ride some waves with them.
She had a frontal wedgie...
So a couple of days ago over spring break, I got a tattoo. It's not my first tattoo, so that's not why it's special. However, it's my first tattoo that I really never gave a fuck about. To be honest, I was really uptight before. I always had a stick up my ass, because I took life too seriously. I never went out, I had a few core friends I would chill with every so often, but I never drank, I never even tried weed until a year after I graduated high school. When I was 16, I already felt like I was 30; I'm 20 years old now, but feel like I'm 16- it's exhilarating! I gave up too much of my childhood working (I had three jobs in high school) and trying to get my life on track that it never even occurred to me that I was unhappy and wasting so much of my precious youth. So this is my stand- an outrageously ridiculous tattoo on my second toe on the right foot... of a camel. Think about it, I know you'll catch on.
I know, you can judge me, say that I'm going through a rebellious stage, I'm an idiot for doing something that will stay with me forever, and perhaps I am, but I can honestly say that I'm happy right now and I'm living my life. It's not just the tattoo- I've been going out more, meeting new people, finding myself. I have a whole new attitude on life, and it's making me happy- something I never knew too much about before. This tattoo isn't about being ridiculous and stupid, it's about not taking myself too seriously and finding the humor in the small things about life- even if I do have to live with a camel toe for the rest of mines.
If it makes it any better, it's a Picasso Painting.